A man gets shot with a shot gun in the chest and flies back against a wall. Hiding inside a diner, the pair dress Suzanne as a child and pretend to be a gay couple, with Suzanne as their kid. During pre-production, Mewes would have constant mood swings due to heroin withdrawal, to the point that Smith actually threw him out of his car on their way to the set one day. What the fuck are you bitches babbling about? And she's like, "Oh, I've read on the Internet that fuckin' youse guys are a couple of little fuckin' jerkoffs." Will you fuck me when you get out? Holden: [singing] You're doubling me, obviously. Ben Affleck: [cocky] You've got a sick and twisted world perspective. Fanedit Release Date: September 2007. Jay: Hitchhiker: This quiz is based SOLELY on the movie, not on any extra scenes that may be found on the DVD. Shaggy: Jay: [16] Adam Smith of Empire gave the film 3/5 stars, writing that "[w]hen it's good it's very, very good, but when it's bad it's offensive", and noting that "the gag hit/miss ratio is really only about 50/50". Jay and Silent Bob, with Justice and Willenholly, go across the street to enjoy the after party, featuring a performance from Morris Day and The Time. Ben Affleck: Dude, she called you retarded. Feature length? [Justice and Sissy are engaged in a fist-fight]. P.S. Hooker #2: Mr. Smith may have hit his target, but he aimed very low. document.write(new Date().getFullYear()) 2428392, Inc. All Rights Reserved. Watch on YouTube Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back Comedy 2001 1 hr 44 min English audio R CC Rent When best buddies Jay and Silent Bob discover that a major motion picture is. Chaka: See? Instead of "Jay and Silent Bob Will Return In", it now reads, "Jay and Silent Bob have left the building." Four brothers of Jesus are named in the Bible: James, Joseph, Judas, and Simon. Well, first, I want you to tongue my bung, while you juggle my balls in one hand, and play with my asshole with the other, but don't stick you're finger in. Did ya hear that fuckin' guy tellin' me how to fuckin' raise ya? Matt Damon: Silent Bob: Holden: Teen #2: Read . The pair visit Holden McNeil (Chasing Amy), co-writer of Bluntman and Chronic, and demand him to give them their royalties from the film, but Holden explains he sold his share of the rights to co-creator Banky Edwards. If I go to prison will you wait for me? That's it boy, put the dick down. Jay: Fuck you, you already said half. Jay: Alright. Steve Kmetko: [Jay's mother walks into the record store, leaving infant Jay and Silent Bob in their strollers]. Brodie: Watch on YouTube Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back Comedy 2001 1 hr 44 min English audio CC BUY OR RENT When best buddies Jay and Silent Bob discover that a major motion picture is being. Hey, I'll make you a deal - this guy. Poor Dante. Chaka's Production Assistant: [clears throat] Okay. Justice: I said you LOVE the cock. True story! Jason Biggs: Suzanne is abducted by a Hollywood animal acting agency, and Jay and Silent Bob arrive in Hollywood. Jay: Jay: .mw-parser-output .citation{word-wrap:break-word}.mw-parser-output .citation:target{background-color:rgba(0,127,255,0.133)}^ According to Ethan Alter of Film Journal International, Smith did not intend to make another View Askewniverse film upon completion of Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, but only decided to do so several years later, following the unsuccessful release of Jersey Girl.[27]. We met a few weeks back, I'm the executive producer. Ben Affleck: Jay: Comedy Central's Reel Comedy The US Comedy Central TV channel dish-up another of their outrageously unfunny guides to the making of a movie. The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is based on real-life stoners Jay and Silent Bob, so when they get no profit from a big-screen adaptation, they set out to wreck the movie. Jay : What buzz? Deleted Scenes with Intros There are 42 deleted scenes on offer here. There are no inadequacies. Whillenholly: 8.2 . The monkey will spank us! Yeah, well. You're not paralyzed. Pull of their masks and let's see who they really are! [after asked to get a new clean latte] Don't you never say an unkind word about the Time! Does your daddy know you give a nigga his coffee? Holy shit. Fuck! And he's playing Chronic, aka Ray. Sissy: Brodie: Jay's Mother: . 1 Continuity mistake: During the shootout at the end, J and SB are hiding behind the car and a shot pierces the car between their heads. Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back | 20 Question Movie Multiple Choice Quiz. She is too fine. Jay: I don't like the sound of them apples, Will. Jay: Hey! Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: Two years later, Ben Affleck starred in Daredevil, which had a cameo from Kevin Smith. Fred: See, here's the pulse. [to Silent Bob] Whillenholly: We came to Hollywood, I fell in love. Banky: Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back Rated: Unrated Format: Blu-ray 4,242 ratings IMDb 6.8/10.0 Prime Video $3.99 $14.99 Blu-ray from $49.98 DVD $7.50 VHS Tape $9.99 Additional Blu-ray options Edition Discs Price New from Used from Blu-ray June 29, 2021 Standard 1 $14.99 $14.99 $14.99 Blu-ray February 1, 2021 $10.14 $10.13 $13.30 Blu-ray Look at me. James Van Der Beek: Well, how do you know he doesn't smoke monkey pole? I always thought the phrase, "I laughed until I cried," was just an oxymoron. Gag Reel Kevin Smith returns with another introduction to yet more crap footage. Jay: Alyssa Jones: Filming began on January 14, 2001, and ended on April 19, 2001. Steve-Dave Pulasti: Oh, that's it, honey! Its time I get my black ass out of here. [appears out of nowhere] Randal Graves: Jay: Or House Party 3. The latest View Askewniverse installment, Jay and Silent Bob Reboot, includes an outtakes joke that pokes fun at the narrative premise. Metatron: God? Check this shit out. Then, we throw the Dixie cup out. Banky: This revised second edition provides an introduction to the phonetics and phonology of English. GHOULS, you fuckin' moron, not girls! Oh you REALLY don't wanna help us. Hey, wait a second! It was just a diversion so we could steal these. [Jay and Silent Bob run in and grab the monkey]. We had a deal with you on the comics, remember? He said he'd fuck a sheep! Find Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back at Amazon.com Movies & TV, home of thousands of titles on DVD and Blu-ray. Jay: Passerby: Have you seen the price of bus tickets lately. Now they may be titled to sound like the best kick . Free shipping for many products! The movie seemed designed specifically for my warped sense of humor. / Rollin' blunts and smokin' Jay: I told you that restraining order was a good idea. I'll be right here waitin'. The only mystery here is why we take our cues from a dick in a neckerchief! Willenholly arrives to capture the pair, but Justice protects them, admitting the CLIT organization was only a diversion. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back; Fanedit Type: Extended Edition. 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In August 2001, three weeks prior to release, the film came under fire from the Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation (GLAAD), for its "overwhelmingly homophobic tone",[24] which included an abundance of gay jokes and characters excessively using the term "gay" to mean something derogatory. He is depicted as an unemployed slacker, living with his parents and lacking the motivation and maturity appropriate to his age. James Van Der Beek: Go to hell, Pacey! Jay: Hardcore fans may glean something from the rest of the material on this DVD release, but there's no getting away from the fact that this is lazy, mediocre content to dish-up. Kevin Smith closes the book-literally-on his slacker reprobates with this fifth entry in his "View Askewniverse." [Silent Bob tries to get a good luck of his own]. Holden: Sorry to interrupt sirs, but we've got a 10-07 on our hands. [Jay and Silent Bob have eluded capture by pretending to be lovers and disguising the ape as their son]. Date Edit Was Released : September 2007. Randal Graves: Comedy Central's Reel Comedy "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" -21+ minute look at the film, including clips from it, behind the scenes footage and interviews. Filled with cameos and in-jokes, the riotous road comedy stars Ben Affleck, Shannon Elizabeth, Will Ferrell, Jason Mewes. Jay throws Brent out of the van to get closer to Justice, to whom he is attracted. Chrissy: Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel? Sissy: Well, in that case, you bet your sweet ass I would. On review aggregator Rotten Tomatoes the film has an approval rating of 52% based on 151 reviews, with an average rating of 5.60/10. So I'm sure it'll be Ben Affleck and Matt Damon. So all we's gotta do is stop this fuckin' movie from getting made! Brent: At least Holden had the good sense to leave his name off of it. Chaka: I'm HAUNTED by it! Jay: Holden: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) Available on HBO Max Much like how the solo movies in the MCU eventually lead to a team-up Avengers movie, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back feels like the culmination of the entire View Askewniverse up to that point. She doesn't want to go back to the lab. This guy'll suck your dick. Ergo, you find yourself in a VERY actionable position. Remember, folks stimulation of the C.L.I.T is not recommended. It may not be my way, but damn if there doesn't go one happy family. So, you think I could get a little kiss for good luck? Your friend's a fucking clown shoe, you know that? Gay, straight it's all the same now. It's the new millennium. Now I gotta beat the shit out of those punch-sucker little bitches. "[18][19] In August 2001, Mike Schulz of River Cities' Reader wrote that, "for sheer laughs, both mindless and incredibly smart, nothing since 1997's Waiting for Guffman has even compared."[20]. The label in the animal testing lab under the dart gun implores you to "brake" glass. I thought that was a 10-82. Justice: Jay: Fuck that, I don't wanna cough up some dude's sperm. And we do want to say to the people at home, the clit is not something to be played with. Assistant Director(GWH 2): Sheriff: They don't? My bad. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a 2001 American buddy comedy film written and directed by Kevin Smith, . That's my ex-girlfriend's monkey. Brent: What are you, fucking retarded? [after Jay and Silent Bob struggle to escape through a sewer tunnel] Kevin Smith's previous movies always seemed to be something of a mixed bag. Chased by studio security guard Gordon through the Miramax lot and reclaiming Suzanne from the set of Scream 4, Jay and Silent Bob end up in the dressing room of Jason Biggs and James Van Der Beek, the actors playing Bluntman and Chronic in the film. To insist that any of what follows is incendiary or inflammatory is to miss our intention and pass undue judgment; and passing judgment is reserved for God and God alone (this goes for you film critics toojust kidding). Damn, these white boys can't fight. 'Scuse me. All these assholes on the Internet are callin' us names because of this fuckin' stupid movie. Banky: Director Kevin Smith Writer Kevin Smith (characters) Stars Jason Mewes Kevin Smith Ben Affleck See production, box office & company info Watch on Prime Video A Chasing Amy in-joke in Holden's apartment. Hey. [2], The film grossed $11 million in its opening weekend, finishing third at the box office behind two other comedy sequels, American Pie 2 ($12.5 million) and Rush Hour 2 ($11.6 million). Then you're all you motherfucks are next. Jay: Well, why don't you executive produce me a latte - De-Crackernated. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back: Many Deleted Scenes, Bloopers, and Special Mentions throughout the credits. Watching the news, Justice takes the diamonds to Hollywood to fix things, with Willenholly close behind. Here's your coffee sir, booger-free. Jay: Then there is a clip of Jay saying "Snoogans" which, he explained to Justice, means "Just kidding". The two-disc DVD release of "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" will take fans to a new frontier of stoner humour. Watch What Roles Has Matt Damon Turned Down? You actually watch that show? New Runtime : 2 hour 08 Mins. They put those guys in a bunch of movies. [Jay and Silent Bob are hitchhiking on a road late at night]. Ben Affleck: , none of you little fucks out there. Rumor is Ben Affleck and Matt Damon are working on a super secret project on the lot. With Bud Cort, Barret Hackney, Jared Pfennigwerth, Kitao Sakurai. Hey, little man! Well, um, let me just talk to the other girls and get back to you. Why can't Hollywood make a decent comic book movie? Just take it from "It's a good course.". Okay, here's the deal. I don't know what the FUCK you just said, Little Kid, but you're special man, you reached out, and you touch a brother's heart. Jay: And for one more record, he does love the cock. At least call me by the right fucking character. While the girls steal the diamonds, Jay and Silent Bob free the animals, stealing an orangutan named Suzanne. Come on, Silent Bob. Now we can finally solve the mystery of the hitchhiking ghouls. Whillenholly: [slightly amused] Holden: If the buzz is any indicator, that movie's gonna make some huge bank. Did you ever get to 3rd base with her? Oh Jesus, again Ben? The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is adapted for the big-screen by Hollywood without the permission of the real-life stoner icons of CLERKS Jay and Silent Bob. Go to hell! Metatron: The way I understand it, it's mostly a joke down here, too. Ben Affleck: You and your men stay up here, when I corner them, I'll call for back up. Jay: Reach in your pants and pull your cock out, bitch! Angel slaps Jay with his harp]. Whillenholly: Ben Affleck: Who'd pay to see that? Jules Asner: And for the record, while we're one the subject, I knew that wasn't a real little boy. I'm a noble rabbit Jay: Yeah, sis. This movie is gonna make House Party look like House Party 2. Stealin' the little monkey. Alyssa Jones: Well, FUCK that. [7][8] From February to June 2019, Smith additionally re-adapted the plot of the film to the character of Mindy McCready / Hit-Girl in the relaunched Image comic book series, titled Hit-Girl: The Golden Rage of Hollywood, with Dave Lizewski filling the role of Banky Edwards.[9]. It was like watching "Batman & Robin" all over again. There's no boogers in it sir. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) Alternate Versions Showing all 4 items The Enhanced CD Soundtrack has a video for "Jay's Rap 2001", in which is shown a number of shots that did not make it into the final film mixed in with those that did. Yeah, but then they made "She's All That" and it went downhill from there. Oh, shit, It understood us! I look into his sorry doe eyes and I just, I see a man crying out. I don't get out to the movies that much, but "Bluntman and Chronic" was blunt-tastic. Jesus, you're not even trying anymore are you? Leave 'em out here like that and see what happens. I'm counting on you, Sheriff. Are you even supposed to be here today? It focuses on the two eponymous characters, played respectively by Jason Mewes and Smith. What if they're creating an army of them? Man, if I woulda known that, I would have been stealin' monkeys since I was like, seven and shit. Fuckin' smokin'! And she'll be, like, "Oh, I've read on the Internet that you's guys are a couple of little. OOH you little fuck. When the shoot wrapped, Smith told Mewes point-blank to get sober or he would never speak to him again. It does whatever the fuck I tell it to. A multiple-choice quiz by discodivafever . I make that shit work. Amount of time Cut/Added : SCENES CUT/TRIMMED/EDITED. Man, that shit was so gay - fucking eighties style. Jay And Silent Bob Reboot is available from several platforms and while it's not currently available on Netflix or Hulu, it can be found on Prime. Watch What Roles Was Ben Affleck Considered For? Comedy. And I'll be, like, "What, you don't know fuckin' Jay and Silent Bob? [They both take a beat and look at the camera]. A scene where Holden shows Jay and Bob a site called donkey-show.com, A cut scene of Jay and Bob on the bus to Hollywood, An alternate, filthier take of the Scooby Doo scene, An small part in the Mooby fast food joint where Jay reads an E-mail on moviepoopshoot.com, More of the scene in the Van where Brent sings, A scene between Brent and a CGI created sheep, A scene where Jay and Bob try to lean on the wall of the store, More of the scene in the store and a scene of Jay singing, A small scene of the jewel thieves getting dressed, More of Willenholly at the scene of the crime, More of the news report with Willenholly including a scene at the Stash, A scene where Jay talks to hookers in Hollywood, More of the scene on the balcony with the girls, More of Justice escaping with the diamonds, A scene where Jay and Bob watch a scene of Daredevil being shot. And then she goes and sucks two other guys' dicks off instead. [Justice is almost repulsed when Jay makes a quick save]. We don't want to rub the C.L.I.T. This page has been archived and is no longer updated. The site's critical consensus reads, "Fans can expect a good laugh as the cast from Smith's previous films reunite for Jay and Silent Bob's last bow. It's either this or jail. Watch the language, little boy! The other thieves arrive and a climactic final battle ensues. Oh my god, he just called Sissy 'Juggs'. Then you can do the art picture. We're going to Hollywood! He wasn't kissing your hand in the back of the van like he was fucking Lord Byron? Love- Jay and Silent Bob. [after pulling a very long pube out of his teeth] Because I'm going to blast that flick on the internet tonight. Not this little fuck. There they are! What more could two guys from New Jersey want? Shut the fuck up, before I shoot you where you stand in your pansy red booties. Oh, all right. 42 Deleted Scenes with introduction by Kevin Smith and others. And you've both got your own monkey. Though it'll go without saying ten minutes or so into these proceedings, View Askew would like to state that this film is - from start to finish - a work of comedic fantasy, not to be taken seriously. Matt Damon: Your browser's Javascript functionality is turned off. Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back DVD Kevin Smith 2 disc collectors edition at the best online prices at eBay! Chaka: Jay and Bob watch a scene from Daredevil being shot. edit crew name : nOmArch. Tell him, Steve-Dave. And Tubby here is my black man servant. Behind the Scenes Featurette All too brief clips of previous Kevin Smith movies, including the sublime "Clerks", remind you of a sharp talent now bloated out into self-referential comedy hell. But Miramax - you know, Miramax Films - paid me a shitload of money for "Bluntman and Chronic." Jay and Justice sitting in a tree, f-u-c-k-i-n-g Jay: Whillenholly: I was gonna call it "N.W.P." Why? (her character was deleted from the movie), is shown on a billboard in the film. We've got a mystery to solve! Dante: I wasn't even supposed to be here today!! Make it fast and sexy. James Van Der Beek: [Steve-Dave is forcing him onto his knees] Customer at Quick Stop: The white man stole it. Jay and Silent Bob Reboot R 2019, Comedy, 1h 35m 64% Tomatometer 42 Reviews 93% Audience Score 500+ Verified Ratings What to know critics consensus Fan-focused to a fault, Jay & Silent Bob. No, but it's Miramax. [singing] Audio Commentary One Director Kevin Smith is joined by co-star Jason Mewes and producer Scott Mosier for a commentary that's a banal waste of disc space. Banky: Willenholly: Jay: For some reason, everybody decides to use that voice to bitch about movies. [after tossing Brent out of the van] All video and DVD versions restore that line. I'd do anything for you. [to a customer at his comic shop, bending a comic's spine]. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back on Pluto TV | Comedy | 1hr 44 min | The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is adapted for the big-screen by Hollywood without the permission of the real-life stoner icons of CLERKS Jay and Silent Bob. Well, maybe he just has manners. Sorry, Justice. Oh, now you're the director. When Jay (Jason Mewes) and Silent Bob (Kevin Smith) are finally forced to stop hanging out by the Quick-Stop by a restraining order, they discover that a movie based on the comic that's based on them, Bluntman and Chronic, is in production. Free shipping for many products! Jay: Steve-Dave Pulasti: You went to film school didn't you? Club wrote that "[e]ven at a slim 95 minutes, Jay And Silent Bob lets initially funny scenes trail off into long-winded monologues and silly digressions", and Elvis Mitchell of The New York Times called the film "[may]be the greatest picture ever made for 14-year-old boys. After obsessing over this movie for so long I decided to make a quiz. Whoaaa avenge me Hemp Knight. They took your intellectual property and turned it into one 90-minute long gay joke. Visible crew/equipment: When Jay and SB are kicked off the bus and are bitching about it, a boom mic is reflected in the back window of the bus. This DVD was reviewed on a JVC XV-S57 DVD player. Filming began on January 14, 2001, and ended on April 19, 2001. Hi, I'm Banky Edwards, the creator of "Bluntman and Chronic." Jay: The honeymoon's over. Jay: Holden: Chaka's Production Assistant: Word, bitch, Phantoms like a motherfucker. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Don't be so suburban. - Niggaz With Puppets. Jay: (January 2015) (Learn how and when to remove this template message)(Learn how and when to remove this template message) I didn't think so. [at Brodie's Secret Stash] You know it, but a Jay and Silent Bob movie? [appears out of nowhere] You know what? Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: [regarding the Bluntman and Chronic movie], Randal Graves: It features the 2001 Afroman hit, "Because I Got High", whose music video featured the characters Jay and Silent Bob. Chaka: Brodie: Saw Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back a few months ago, absolutely great movie. This desperate effort, with yet more yawn-inducing intros by Smith, is just garbage. Additionally, Wes Craven, Jules Asner, Steve Kmetko, Gus Van Sant, Jason Biggs, James Van Der Beek, Shannen Doherty, and Morris Day all appear as themselves. Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: Miramax Security Guard Gordon: That's what the Internet's for, slandering others anonymously! Hooker #1: Good luck! I watched Dogma: the funniest movie I have ever seen. Brent: The fuck you talkin' about? Fanedit Running Time: 128. Backup on the way Sissy: WHEN'S GONNA BE MY TIME? Fuck! The sporadic appearances of the second string character duo of Jay and Silent Bob were always a welcome event. Fire a warning shot into his bulbous ass. You chug that ass cock, baby. This article's plot summary may be too long or excessively detailed. will suck your dick off if you let us go. Holden: Jay: Oh, you're the executive producer. Jay: No sir, a 10-82 is disappearing a dead hooker from Ben Affleck's trailer. I can't belive this shit. Jay: Walt "Fanboy" Grover: COMMANDER! [to Banky] Hey look, I'm sorry I dragged you away from whatever-gay-serial-killers-who-ride-horses-and-like-to-play-golf-touchy-feely-picture you're supposed to be doing this week. That was just another paean to male adolescence and its refusal to grow up. [Jay and Silent Bob are hiding in the diner] (failed) Two-disc set. Put the monkey down, and your hands up. Whillenholly: It also included an homage/referrence to the famous scene in The Fugitive where Tommy Lee Jones briefs the marshalls on "the hard-target search.". Jay and Silent Bob run through a field with a monkey being chased and shot at by cops. Jason Biggs: Man, who the fuck steals monkeys? The UK cinema version altered a line of dialogue to receive a 15 certificate. Scribd is the world's largest social reading and publishing site. YO! I miss dating a lesbian. Oh, that Affleck! Before they were rebooted in 2019, Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith's Jay and Silent Bob set off on their own adventure in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this fucking face. In prison, he'll be the pie. The C.L.I.T is not real. Justice is fond of the pair, but reluctantly accepts them as new patsies. Whillenholly: The film is the fifth set in the View Askewniverse, a growing collection of characters and settings that developed out of Smith's cult-favorite Clerks. Remind me to renew that restraining order. Yeah, I wasn't a big fan either but Affleck was the bomb in "Phantoms". Reco'nize. Went to film school. Jason Biggs: Willenholly declares the crime an act of terrorism and calls for backup to hunt "the two most dangerous men on the planet.". Yeah, and he says you're the bitch and you're the butch. So please - before you think about hurting someone over this trifle of a film, remember: even God has a sense of humor. Jay and Silent Bob get their royalties from Banky after Silent Bob informs him he violated their original likeness rights contract by not getting their permission before selling the film rights to Miramax, and could face serious legal troubles, and Justice turns herself and her former team in to Willenholly in exchange for a shorter sentence and freeing Jay and Silent Bob. They didn't really steal the monkey. Justice: The organization is a front; Brent is a patsy, who will free animals from a laboratory as a diversion while the girls rob a diamond depository. Damn second rule in that book should be: "Trim that shit". Catchy, ain't it? Deleted Scenes with Intros There are 42 deleted scenes on offer here. Passerby: Jay: ^ Will Ferrell would later star in the 2009 film adaptation of Land of the Lost as Dr. Rick Marshall alongside Danny McBride as Will Stanton and Anna Friel as Holly Cantrell. Jay : What the fuck is the Internet? Chrissy: [to Silent Bob after being hit below the belt by Cocknocker] Jay slaps his face, while trying to get comfortable at an unfamiliar gas station, Jay and Silent Bob have eluded capture by pretending to be lovers and disguising the ape as their son, after Jay and Silent Bob struggle to escape through a sewer tunnel, takes his jacket off handing it to the Sheriff, Jay tries to talk his way out of a drug bust, staring up at the Bluntman and Chronic marquee. And they're not the leaders of the C.L.I.T. So it occurs to me that people badmouthing you on some website is NONE OF MY FUCKING CONCERN! An orangutan's a member of the great ape family, it's not a monkey. Jay says you guys had a Star Wars themed wedding, and you tied the knot dressed as Storm Troopers. Uh the fat one's watchin the little one? Since Bethany only knows Catholic doctrine, the news that Mary had other children comes as a surprise to her. Comedy The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is based on real-life stoners Jay and Silent Bob, so when they get no profit from a big-screen adaptation, they set out to wreck the movie. Chaka: The View Askewniverse is a fictional universe created by writer/director Kevin Smith, featured in several films, comics and a television series; it is named for Smith's production company, View Askew Productions.The characters Jay and Silent Bob appear in almost all the View Askewniverse media, and characters from one story often reappear or are referred to in others. There are a few outtakes worth seeking out in this featurette, but the rest is dreck. Five hours and not a single ride. More of Banky and Hopper at the premiere; this scene reveals that Banky is gay and also includes the reappearance of Scott Mosier as the "tracer" guy from Chasing Amy. Whillenholly: Okay men let's shoot some tear gas into the diner and when they come out we'll Fuck beans! The Market research says that people love monkeys. So what's the deal here? I *AM* wearing pansy red booties, Matt Damon: Action, Gus or what? These shots include: (1) Jay and Bob in a plane, (2) the two drinking beers (at the appropriate moment of "Jay's Rap") on the set of "Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season", (3) Jay and Bob outside a parking lot, (4) an alternate take of Jay miming sucking a breast in "Brodie's Comic Stash", (5) Jay smoking a cigarette during the "E.T. Just stand there, and react. NO! "-influenced bike scene, (6) Bob stepping out of a room with a goofy grin on his face while Jay tokes up, and finally ends with (7) a hilarious blooper where Jay offers Suzanne the orangutan a hit off a joint.

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