No, he'd like a bit of pleading. That's a very good idea. [with his mouth full] Withnail:I'll not have this shag sack insulting me! All right, this is the plan. Amy Audrey Locke's 1912 In Praise of Winchester offers an anthology of over 100 pages of prose and verse about Winchester College. Withnail: Withnail: Makes no difference so long as you keep taking the pills. Withnail: You want me to call what's-his-name and ask him about his house? Peter Marwood (I): We want the finest wines available to humanity! He went to the other place, Monty. Danny: It's got to warm up. I've absolutely no interest in yours. Marwood: Maybe he f***s arses! He says he won't come in for lunch without an apology. Marwood : No, no, you can't. It's impossible, I swear it. Withnail: We want the finest wines available to humanity. Monty: Withnail: It's wearing a yellow sock. Cake. "GET IN THE BACK OF THE VAN!" "I feel like a pig shat in my head." "Don't threaten me with a dead fish." "A coward you are, Withnail. Be seated. Marwood puts his hand on Withnail's shoulder, they've arrived at the cottage, it's cold and dark, amorously puts his hand on Marwood's arm as he peels vegetables, he pulls its head off and tips some pills out of it, stands barefoot, about to leave Withnail and Marwood's flat. Look at us! Marwood: [calmly] Easy for you to say, luvvie, you've had an audition. My brain's capsizing, I've gotta unfuck my brain! You are invited to spend an hilarious weekend in the English countryside. Scrubbers! Well, it's not my fault if the system doesn't work! Prostitutes for the bees. If you don't remember the sixties, don't worry neither did they. you little traitors. Oh dear, no, no, no, I'd be sucked into his trap. Burnt! Withnail: Much more of this and I'm going to apply for meals on wheels. Withnail: "Oh no, please, don't pull my head off." The greatest decade in the history of mankind is over. These aren't accidents! This is a British cult classic. His head must weigh fifty pounds on its own. Got busted coming back through Heathrow. So he looks at the Coalman and says, "What's all this? Uncle Monty: Here hare here here hare here! Monty: Black puddings are no good to us. Withnail: Withnail: It's society's crime, not ours. Withnail: What have you done to them? Marwood: (Voice-over) Danny's here. He gags and gasps]. No, nor woman neither nor woman neither. Withnail: These are the sort of windows faces look in at! Marwood: It's those dreadful beady eyes, they stare you out. You beastly little parasite, how dare you! [removing his sunglasses] [approaching the pub] Withnail: For reasons I can't really discuss with you. I was gonna cook onions. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts . We'll keep them here til they arrive. Danny: Don't get uptight with me, man. Withnail: This huge, thatched head with its earlobes and cannonball is now considered sane. We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here and we want them now! [holding up a pill] So there's this judge sitting there in the cape like f***ing Batman with this really rather far out-looking hat. Marwood: I mean look at us! Had a weight under his fez. the web and also on Android and iOS. He leans up close to her, speaking into to her hearing aid, Mr Parkin is sitting on his tractor with one leg wrapped from thigh to ankle in a plastic fertiliser bag. But old now, old. withnail. Throwing themselves into the road gladly to escape all this hideousness. Youre not in the same boat. I feel unusual. Offer him yourself. If I medicined you, you'd think a brain tumour was a birthday present. Voila! I think a drink, don't you? Withnail: *Fork it*! You want me to call whatshisname and ask him about his house? Then they must be delighted with your career. Miss Blennerhassett, telephone the police. Indeed, I remember my first agent. Monty: Alright, we're going to have to work quickly. Marwood: Like "Withnail: This is ridiculous. Withnail: [telephoning his agent] Saint Peter preached the epistles to the apostles looking like that. Monty: I'm good-looking. You got to throttle him. Withnail: *Bastards*! : Withnail and I. I find the quote read by Monty from the note written by the poacher very usable: "Here, Hare, here." Surely Herr Hare Here. It used to give him bad tempers and act up said his wife. Flowers are essentially tarts. This is me naked in a corner! If I lay 10 mils of diazepam on you, it will do something else to your brain. The beauty of the world! Web. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight. Marwood: The Coalman had to go to Jamaica. Oh, of course you are. Scrubbers! I feel dreadful, I feel really dreadful. We are indeed drifting into the arena of the unwell. Marwood: I must go home at once and discuss his problems in depth. [picking up an apron] Danny: Listen to me, listen to me! Peter Marwood ("I"): Stop saying that Withnail, of course he's the fucking farmer! Danny: Withnail: How like an angel in apprehension! Why don't you go back? is the clip Thanks! Marwood: I'll swallow it and run a mile! Danny: No, man. Withnail: (Paraphrasing Hamlet) I have of late but wherefore I know not lost all my mirth and indeed it goes so heavily with my disposition that this goodly frame, the earth, seems to me a sterile promontory; this most excellent canopy, the air look you, this brave o'erhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire why, it appeareth nothing to me but a foul and pestilent congregation of vapors. Withnail: I feel like a pig shat in my head. Marwood: We're early. What had I done to offend him? Discover the priceless words that sparkle and shine here. I must have some booze. Withnail: If The Crow and Crown ever had life it was dead now. Stop saying that, Withnail, of course he's the fucking farmer! Those are the kind of windows faces look in at. There is, youll agree, a certain je ne sais quoi oh so very special about a firm, young carrot.. His sister give him the idea. Withnail: I feel unusual. Followed by yet another anecdote about his sensitive crimes in a punt with a chap called Norman who had red hair and a book of poetry stained with the butter drips from crumpets. We live in a land of weather forecasts and breakfasts that set in. Withnail: How dare you! Marwood: Wait till the morning, we'll go in together. Brings back such memories of Oxford. I'm not having this shag sack insulting me! Marwood: Stop saying that, Withnail, of course he's the f***ing farmer! Aren't you getting absurdly high? In fact, he'd probably tell you what he was going to do before he did it. Withnail: I've no idea. C*nt give him two years. The purveyor of rare herbs and proscribed chemicals is back. Soak up the booze. This dreadful little Israelite. There can be no true beauty without decay. I don't want to hear anything. They pick up signals from the cosmos, and transmit them directly into you brain! No, man, this was more like a long white hat. What makes you possibly think I've got anything for your pot? *You'll all suffer*! Probably wintering with his mother in Guildford. Withnail: Withnail: But old now, old. 2023. We get in there and get wrecked, then we eat a pork pie, then we drop a couple of Surmontil-50s each. Marwood: I think you've been punished enough. He's so mauve, we don't know what he's planning. Marwood: [clearly drunk] 13 million Londoners have to wake up to this. What's it got to do with you? Here. Withnail: Monty: Here hare here! What we need is harmony, fresh air, stuff like that., Flowers are essentially tarts. Withnail: Will it? He had a weight under his fez. [looking at a newspaper] Marwood: You mustn't blame yourself. Marwood: Withnail: I'm in a park and I'm practically dead; what good's the countryside? [eyes filling with tears] Top 65 Best Nikola Tesla Quotes On Energy & Success 2023, Top 70 Bengals Trivia Quiz Questions And Answers 2023, Top 68 March Trivia Quiz Questions And Answers 2023, Top 57 Airplane Trivia Quiz Questions And Answers 2023, Top 65 Philippine Literature Quiz Trivia Questions And Answers, Top 62 Chemistry Trivia Quiz Questions And Answers 2023, Top 63 Biology Trivia Quiz Questions And Answers 2023. A cat, and the rain Vim under the sink, and both bars on. Tea Shop Proprietor: Forgive me, it was inconsiderate of me not to have telegrammed. Sulking up the hill. There are are things in there; there's a teabag growing! Uncle Monty: I've been preparing myself to forgive you. Withnail: Listen to this. If you don't leave, we'll call the police. Hair are your aerials. "Curse of the Superman. Listen, I pay you 10 percent to do that. I'm not going to understudy anybody. Headhunter to his friends. Marwood: Vegetables again. Withnail: This thread is archived. Here was a man with 3/4 of an inch of brain who'd taken a dislike to me. Well neither have I. He says he won't come in for lunch without an apology. How dare you call me inhumane! Start shouting. [the drunken, elderly pub landlord opens the till and it hits it him the chest and he almost falls down]. If you're hanging on to a rising balloon, you're presented with a difficult decision let go before it's too late or hang on and keep getting higher, posing the question: how long can you keep a grip on the rope? Marwood: My thumbs have gone weird! Uncle Monty: Here hare here here hare here! Then you gotta change its drawers for it. It was like walking into a lung. Marwood: I might come and see you lads in the week. Jake: [during dinner] This is a court, man. [Withnail has been pulled over by the police for speeding down the motorway in the beat-up Jaguar]. Bit early in the morning for festivities, isn't it? They're selling hippie wigs in Woolworth's, man. This script is a transcript that was painstakingly transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of Withnail And I. I know, I know, I still need to get the cast names in there and I'll be eternally tweaking it, so if you have any corrections, feel free to drop me a line. [Withnail sees Marwood eating some brownish fluid out of a bowl with a spoon] I imagine they're talking to each other. Look here, my cousin's a QC! This most excellent canopy, the air, look you, this brave o'erhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire, why, it appeareth nothing to me but a foul and pestilent congregation of vapors! You lose, you gain. Withnail: Withnail: Reflecting these times. The greatest decade in the history of mankind is over. Withnail: But I never really had it in my blood, and that's what's so essential, isn't it, theatrical zeal in the veins. Yeah, I know, but I got the logs in. We're not from London! If you don't remember the sixties, don't worry - neither did they. By the time the doors opened he was arseholed on rum and got progressively more arseholed until he could take no more and fell over at about 12 o'clock. What is it? Withnail: There must and shall be aspirin, or I shall die, here, on this f***ing mountainside! If I see that silage heap hanging about up here, *I'll take the bastard axe to him*! 2023. Withnail: I'll sleep here. If you're hanging onto a rising balloon, you're presented with a difficult decision. Are you the farmer? It's like Greenland in here. Withnail: Because I want to walk you to the station. But he's a very low-temperature spade, the Coalman. Why have you drugged their onions?! Withnail: Free to those who can afford it, very expensive to those who can't. And we want them here, and we want them now! Finally, the Withnail And I script is here for all you quotes spouting fans of the Richard E. Grant movie. Marwood: Marwood: Withnail, you bastard, wake up. They can handle the caftan but they cannot handle the bell. He is even taller than Withnail and much more burly. Marwood: You never discuss your family, do you? I want to see about digging the car out anyway. I've always been fond of root crops but I only started to grow last summer. Street: The Embalmer! How can it be so cold in here? Chin-chin. extends arm with umbrella straight up to sky, seeing a road sign reading "ACCIDENT BLACK SPOT. We live in a land of weather forecasts and breakfasts that set in, shat on by Tories, shovelled up by Labour, and here we are, we three; perhaps the last island of beauty in the world. London is a country coming down from its trip. Be seated. No fridges, no televisions, no phones. I demand to have some booze! Monty: [stands barefoot, about to leave Withnail and Marwood's flat] Peter Marwood (I): Even a stopped clock tells the right time twice a day. Got busted coming back through Heathrow. Withnail: They can handle the kaftan, they can't handle the bell. I never thought he'd come all this way. And indeed it goes so heavily with my disposition that this goodly frame, the earth, seems to me a sterile promontory. Hello? When I strike they won't know what hit them! No fridges, no televisions, no phones! Marwood: Tactical necessity. [seeing a road sign reading "ACCIDENT BLACK SPOT. We want the finest wines available to humanity. [staggering out] tags: humour, withnail-i. Monty: All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. I don't consciously offend big men like this. I shall miss you too. Marwood stands there, petrified]. Withnail: All right here? A pair of quadruple whiskies and another pair of pints, please. Withnail: Must be 20,000 sheep up there on those volcanoes, we've got a plate full of carrots. Go with it. [to Withnail] Withnail: We're in this cottage here. A mother is the truest friend we have, when trials, heavy and sudden, fall upon us. Marwood: Dont vent your spleen on me. Marwood: [the bedroom door slowly opens and the intruder enters with a torch] Withnail: [screwing his eyes shut in terror, moaning] We mean no harm! 100% Upvoted. My wife is having a baby. Why don't you wash up occasionally like any other human being? Withnail and I is a 1986 film comedy written and directed by Bruce Robinson and starring Richard E. Grant (Withnail), Paul McGann (Marwood, the "I" of the title), Richard Griffiths (Uncle Monty) and Ralph Brown (Danny). Here.". It's true, I crept the boards in my youth. . I tell you, I've a fuck sight more talent that half the rubbish that gets on television. I might fetch you up a rabbit. Do you mean you've been up here in all this beastly mud and oomska without Wellingtons? Bastard asked me to understudy Konstantin in The Seagull. You hold it down, I'll strangle it. ", Oh! The only programme I'm likely to get on is the fucking news. Dead down the drain? Jake: We've gone on holiday by mistake. 2010 Drama 24M views 2 years ago Uncle Monty - the end of an age ohheckforgotusername 157K views 11 years ago Withnail & I 30. 2 quotes have been tagged as withnail-i: Bruce Robinson: 'We've gone on holiday by mistake' and Bruce Robinson: 'Here. Marwood: Quite freaked me at the time. Withnail: [to Marwood] Marwood: It's full of brilliant quotable lines: "We've gone on holiday by mistake!" "My thumbs have gone weird". *Arrrgh*! Right, you fucker, I'm going to do the washing up! I dislike relatives in general and in particular mine. Especially that. Poacher. Withnail: *Scrubbers*! [amorously puts his hand on Marwood's arm as he peels vegetables] Monty: I really don't want you to. Danny's a genius. I think the carrot infinitely more fascinating than the geranium. The carrot has mystery. Withnail: Browse Recommendations; Choice Awards; Genres; Giveaways; New Releases; Genres Monty: What have you found? You can use the left-hand menu to view some of the most popular quotes from the main Withnail and I characters . Hurry up, Mabs. Who is the huge spade in the bath? I need at least an hour for lunch. And if I spike you, you'll know you've been spoken to. Nor women neither. And the Coalman looks at him and says, "Do you think you look normal, Your Honour?" My thumbs have gone weird! Or do you shut yourself off from new experience? Monty: Even the wankers on the site wouldn't drink that! Marwood: I didn't call you inhumane. Change down, man, find your neutral space. 1 likes. He'd like a bit of pleading. Give it a chance. This page was last edited on 1 November 2022, at 17:35. I've looked into it. Here."" (Richard Griffiths) "Laisse-moi, respirer . A coward you are, Withnail! Thanks! [on top of a hill, shouting into a valley, his voice echoing] hide. Withnail: They pick up signals from the cosmos and transmit them directly into the brain. Withnail: [holding him back] Marwood: (Takes the shotgun) Well let me tell you something, Withnail. Where's the aspirins? He's lent us his cottage. There can be no true beauty without decay. Time change. Withnail: Two quid? I think an evening at The Crow. Danny: [while high on drugs] Withnail: 'Scuse me. Marwood: No we're not, we're here. Withnail: I must be ill. Withnail: Right, you f***er, I'm going to do the washing up. It's like a bloody rugby ball now, it will die, it will die! Then why has my head gone numb? The man is rich and homosexual and he tries to persuade them, but he gives up because he's convinced there's something between them. He can eat his ****ing radish. Hare. How can we make it die? Marwood: Well, I don't know. Danny: You're looking very beautiful, man. Yes, as a matter of fact I have. He's a madman. You been away? Danny: [They drunkenly barge into some tearooms]. St Peter preached the epistles to the apostles looking like that. Withnail: The older order changeth, yielding place to new. Withnail: Rejuvenate! Do you grow? [voiceover] I don't want to hear it. And you'd be marvellous. [cheerfully hopping back over the wall] Marwood: Mrs. Parkin: Marwood: Withnail: Old suit?! [he throws the shopping the air and it scatters in the mud. You're looking very beautiful, man. Withnail: And if I spike you, you'll know you've been spoken to. That means we'll miss out Monday but come up smiling Tuesday morning. Go with it. Hare. Now, come along, he's going to revitalise himself and you're going to finish the vegetables. [offering Monty a glass] Press J to jump to the feed. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Course you have, you're the poacher. Jesus, look at that. An old woman with a clunky hearing aid pinned to her apron opens the door, she still doesn't answer. Now, come along, I'm going to teach you how to peel a potato. And as Presuming Ed here has so consistently pointed out, we have failed to paint it black. Irishman: Withnail and I is a TV program that first aired in 1970 . Withnail: (Wry smile) Sorry about that. Listen to me, listen to me! Probably on a tenner a day, and I know what for! You have done something to your brain. The paragon of animals. "Here, Hare, Here" -Monty (responding to rabbit nailed to door . Hey, show no fear! [she still doesn't answer. Prostitutes for the bees. She got a doll on Christmas what pisses itself. Why don't I get any soup? Sherry? This boy's been out there frozen to the marrow and you just sit in here drinking. withnail magazinweb. It is called a Camberwell Carrot. Marwood: A coward you are, Withnail! Marwood: Now, which of you is going to be a splendid fellow and go down to the Rolls for the rest of the wine? You haven't slept in sixty hours, you're in no state to tackle it. Evidently country people are no more receptive to strangers than city-dwellers. I'll deal with the water and other plumbings, you can check the fuel and wood situation. Withnail: Then stick it in the soap tray and save it for later. Marwood stands there, petrified, the bull is scraping the ground with its front hoof, snorting, he throws the shopping the air and it scatters in the mud. Hair are your aerials. I been watching you, especially you, prancing like a tit. by Anonymous: reply 16: February 3, 2021 10:58 PM: I've gone on holiday by mistake. An expert on bulls you are not! It's ridiculous. Uncle Monty: Get that damned little swine out of here! Get any more masculine than him and you'd have to live up a tree. I've gone and fucked my brain! Marwood: Why can't I get on television? Marwood: Jesus Christ! Marwood: A coward you are, Withnail! It is the most shattering experience of a young man's life when one morning he awakes and quite reasonably says to himself, "I will never play the Dane. Monty: Sinew in nicotine base. You're not leaving me in here alone. The man was fined $10,000 and was ordered to pay $1,843 in restitution to Maine. Stop saying that! Prostitutes for the bees. You can stuff it up your arse for nothing and fuck off while you're doing it! Marwood: When that moment comes, one's ambition ceases. Marwood: I feel unusual. Withnail: How dare you! This is ridiculous. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. One of us has got to stay on guard. I happened to be looking for a suit for the Coalman two weeks ago. Marwood: Withnail: I assure I'm not [drunk], officer, honestly, I've only had a few light ales. Oh no, we'd be sucked into his trap! Withnail: No, that is a dog. Uncle Monty: Go with it. This is a device enabling the drunken driver to operate in absolute safety. What should we do? I'm not gonna understudy anybody. [Withnail and Marwood are lying in bed together, listening to a man coming inside the cottage. "I'm going to pull your head off, because I don't like your head.". How you feel. Withnail: I have of late, but wherefore I know not, lost all my mirth. Danny: Don't vent spleen on me, I'm in the same boat! [the man who called Marwood a ponce gets up and walks over to them. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Monty: All right, get hold of it. Marwood: No you can't, listen to me, listen to me! Then it was a rodent. How dare you tell him I'm a toilet trader! ""Here. We shall buy this place and fire you immediately. Withnail: Marwood: Lets take a look at the following list and find out the best Withnail and I quotes. When I come in, I seen one the size of a fucking dog. Well, lick 10 percent of the arses for me, then! I'm in the middle of a bloody overdose! Sort: Relevant Newest # withnail and i # withnail and i # game of thrones cast # drunks # multimillionaires # gotcha # dave chappelle # i will # gotcha bitch The school in fiction Poetry. Withnail: Sulking up the hill. He's so mauve, we don't know what he's planning! And soon, I suppose, I shall be swept away by some vulgar little tumour. I could take double anything you could. [voiceover] Come on, old boy. Talk. You wouldn't spike me, you're too mean. The only programme I'm likely to get on is the fucking news! Withnail: Sulking up the hill. Maybe he's written this in some moment of drunken sincerity! Of course you are! Tanks. Free to those that can afford it, very expensive to those that can't. Opened the oven door and it was in there looking at me.

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