Yeah, you got them all. [upon opening his anniversary gift from Vanessa] I'm never gonna dance again. So, guys, those were some of the best quotes of Deadpool from his two movies. However, as plans for Deadpool's debut in Disney's Marvel Cinematic Universe slowly gestate, Zazie Beetz, who co-starred as mercenary Domino in 2018's Deadpool 2, is clearly expressing a . I mean, luck? Cable: Deadpool: Nope! [dizzy from a big action sequence] It's music, but it sucks. Deadpool: [to Cable] Zazie Beetz's Domino is a . He's going in through the back! Domino That's not a superpower. Blind Al: Weasel Ryan Reynolds - Deadpool. Im very sorry. I dont have one. Turns out Domino is a bit of a badass and maybe possibly mildly lucky. Im never going to dance again. I didn't lie what kind of film this was. Vanessa: Hey. My heart is in the right place. : Deadpool: There's a knife in your dick, yeah. Look, you can stop the Juggernaut. The difference is night and day. No more senseless violence, no more bloodshed! We explain how these luck powers actually work. Cultural appropriation? I won't even make it to one. We need 'em tough, morally flexible, and young enough so they can carry this franchise 10-12 years. FUCK! The difference is night and day. So you're from the future? I got two charges: One to get me here, one to get me home.Deadpool: Well. Which literally translates to, I dont bargain, pumpkin f***er.. But Cable . Deadpool 2 Script Lyrics. Well, in a George W. sort of way. I never shouldve left you in that prison.Russell: I cant trust you. Wade Wilson: Cable: You think we didn't jump out of the plane because of a light breeze? You smell like somebody shit in a civil war wound after it'd become gangrenous. yeah - an internet predator who lost his laptop. Company Credits Deadpool: Deadpool "If I have to die, don't let me die while I'm young. Oh, thats the sun. You tell them Wade says hi. [to Vanessa] Yeah, you got a big, old stinky in there, don't you? Let's Fuck Some Shit Up is my legal middle name. I can't see him. : : Special Forces. Juggernaut: [Wade throws the spreader into the gunman's head, killing him]. It's weird I only ever see two of you. From the future. : Don't stare directly into that. X-Men? WARNING: Spoilers (and curse words) are included in this article. He's going in through the back! A mood that is about to get significantly worse." Something I could never master. Vanessa: Give me a bow and arrow and I'm basically Hawkeye. Something I could never master. I am.Deadpool: What am I going to do, Al?Blind Al: Probably something terrible, knowing you.Deadpool: It was my fault. Deadpool 2: Zazie Beetz explains why character Domino doesn't have shaved armpits Get our free weekly email for all the latest cinematic news from our film critic Clarisse Loughrey Get our The . It doesn't have to go this way! Woodpecker Gingivitis Cuntpop Do you wanna build a snowman? Deadpool quotes are incredibly funny cheeky self aware and even romantic with ryan reynolds deadpool knocking it out of the park. That's okay. - Domino. Say fuck for me. : But Cable, yeesh, that guy's in the mood. Domino : Whatever. The cast includes: Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool, Josh Brolin as Cable, T.J. Miller as Weasel, Jack Kesy as Black Tom, Zazie Beetz as Domino, and Brianna Hildebrand as Negasonic Teenage Warhead. Your souls are beyond redemption! : Describe it. : Deadpool: Whatever. This is a toughie. Deadpool 2 is distributed by 20th Century Fox. [to prison goon] Pick on someone your own size! Cable She's my girlfriend, you intolerant shit. My body is an instrument of death. I'm gonna rip you in half now. Cable: Peter T.J. Miller Promises More Weasel in Deadpool 2 EXCLUSIVE. This might not be the family you want, but it's the family you need. Dale! What's the most pain you've ever felt? Now Deadpool 2 has arrived and it's packed full of even more jokes, if that were humanly possible. [to the camera] Like in Star Wars, men are destined to become their father? Yeah, but you're, you know, Marvel licensed by Fox. I got two charges: One to get me here, one to get me home." . Listen to the pain. Why do you think I'm helping him? The longer I travel, the harder it is to control. "Vanessa: You know I love you, Wade. : And certainly not very cinematic. Following the success of "Deadpool" in 2016, the anti-hero is back for a sequel. Bring it in. Just once, I gonna to find a planet where people are worse than me at everything, a whole bunch of functional idiots. I mean, look at you, you're just straight shirt-cocking it? Are you sure you're not from the DC universe? Weasel: One of the more high profile characters to make the leap from comics to the big screen in Deadpool 2 is Zazie Beetz's mutant mercenary Domino. Deadpool: What do you get when you take 8-feet of chrome, one pinch of courage, a cup of good luck, a dab of racism, a splash of diabetes, and a wheelbarrow of stage 4 cancer? Hitler - 20 April 1889', whispers to bartender ducking behind bar after gun fire ceases, During a Sicilian mafia funeral, Deadpool breaks out of the coffin and shoots at the mob, to himself, holding the Green Lantern script, blood splatters on the script and cuts to Reynolds' face with a gunshot wound in the forehead, he drops revealing Deadpool behind him with a gun, after Deadpool realizes Cable traveled back in time to save him, after Shatterstar is killed by landing on the spinning propellers on a helicopter, to Vanessa after traveling back in time to save her, Deadpool travels back to the moment before Peter is killed, after Dopinder kills the headmaster by running him over with his taxi, Upon seeing the newly transformed Deadpool/Weapon XI, Suddenly Deadpool/Weapon XI is shot in the head by someone who is then revealed to be the current, time-traveling Deadpool, Deadpool shoots the old Deadpool several more times before walking away. Good Deadpool." - Deadpool. Is anybody nervous about the high winds? Wade Wilson: Deadpool: Peter: Copyright 2023 | All Rights Reserved | All images are copyright of their respective owners | Stock images by Depositphotos, 'Listen to the pain. : You're just an annoying clown dressed up as a sex toy. Probably a guy who can't draw feet! He even runs like a fucking pervert. Is that a fanny pack? : As a former X-Man Bedlam Colossus: From Deadpool trashing X-Mansion in Professor Xavier's . Wait, you cant go back. [chuckling] Deadpool: Because I've been inside you. One, is dubstep still a thing? Directed by David Leitch. [Deadpool shoots the old Deadpool several more times before walking away], Wade throws the spreader into the gunman's head, killing him, trying to get the collar off of Deadpool's neck, Firefist presses the number 7 and unlocks the collar, in the background, throws a box of supplies, cuts down one bullet then gets riddled by more bullets, looks over at Dopinder, he nods and winks at him, after Wade's legs were torn off, they're growing back and look like toddler legs. You're just an annoying clown dressed up as a sex toy. There was a line I don't remember it while watching it and I didn't get it either . Each episode of Deadpool 2 is 119 minutes long. Uh, that's a negative, sole survivor. What's your superpower? They probably won't even make a 3. Well, guess what, Wolvie? Just tidying up the timeline. Cable: Heres a spoiler alert. Is anybody nervous about the high winds? What coked-out, glass pipe-sucking freakshow comic book artist came up with that little chestnut? I'm that kid's only hope, so sit tight and wait for my word. Here's a spoiler alert. Do you see that beautiful bright light? [to Domino] The indecision is killing me. Deadpool Surprising no one, Deadpool 2 is packed with a non-stop barrage of hilarious jokes, one-liners and sight gags. And like most dicks, he's hard as a rock and causes nothing but problems! It was at Blind Al house Wade legs was growing and there was domino the taxi guy and weasel and cable.showed up . Zeitgeist: 0. Yeesh. You're not a fuckin' hero. "Only best buddies execute pedophiles together." - Deadpool. 'Deadpool 2' Casts 'Atlanta's Zazie Beetz As Domino. Deadpool : Right. Deadpool: No it isn't. Wade Wilson: Russell's not gonna kill anyone. [gets closer to Cable] Both movies have embraced current history and pop culture, and that shines through in a hilarious line that is clearly made in reference to the #MeToo movement. Well, I'm not even going to attempt that. It's weird I only ever see two of you. Deadpool: "I've been traveling to exotic placesBaghdad, Mogadishu, Jacksonvillemeeting new and exciting people." Weasel: "And killing them. Did he just call himself God? What a dick. What have we done? Wait, no, STOP! Peter: : Why couldn't God take my hearing? Domino: Did he just call himself God? A great memorable quote from the Deadpool 2 movie on Quotes.net - [As the X-Force team prepares to skydive] Peter: I hate to interrupt, but is anybody nervous about the high winds? "I use a device to slide through time. X-Force: Neena Thurman / Domino, Jesse Aaronson / Bedlam, Benjamin Russell / Shatterstar, Axel Cluney / Zeitgeist, The Vanisher, Peter. Joi 'SJ' Harris, 40, was killed when the motorcycle she was riding crashed through a window of the Shaw Tower near Jack Poole Plaza on Canada Place Way. From now on, we'll be known as X-Force. It's both history teacher and fortune teller. Grover's got a cock the size of a Dopinder: It's a great line that unlocks the whole movie. You're already practicing your little salute, huh? In 2016, Deadpool arrived on the big screen, a non-stop whirlwind of R-rated comedy that had its audiences eagerly awaiting the sequel. Movieweb. Domino Deadpool: Hitler - 20 April 1889']. Fred Savage: Weasel: And last, but not least. But I did take eighth grade Spanish, so, donde esta la biblioteca? Wade Wilson: Deadpool Deadpool: I only do over the pants mouth stuff! Blind Al: Deadpool "The Time Traveler's Wife's" husband beat me within an inch of my life. : - Deadpool. [Deadpool waves at Wolverine while shooting Weapon XI and walking away]. [whispers to Peter] Go home, Sugar Bear, go home. Deadpool 5 On scant movie budgets. Deadpool: Cable: You know the one. It's tough to make the mass execution of fleeing attendants heartwarming or hilarious, but Deadpool 2 does both. That's all it takes to be a hero. Like the memory of your f***ing fanny pack! Deadpool: : Deadpool Wade Wilson: Tell me they got that in slow motion. The one in Minneapolis. He was a bit of a prick. Superhero landing comin' up. Deadpool Bedlam I'm gonna stop you right there cause I'm not gonna make it to two. The day of reckoning is here! You need to just keep living.Deadpool: Thank you, Matthew McConaughey, your words are a treasure.Blind Al: Listen to the pain. Well, I got news for you, my heart is in the right place. Some kind of soldier? Deadpool: Let's go tip to tip. Then, you know what? And she looked up at his smooth, handsome face and said "I want some more." Deadpool: That's from Robocop! GAH! But there is a slight chance Vanisher could make it. Tails, you did it for me. - Weasel. You guys make a super cute couple. But if you kill him, he wins. Weasel: That's such a you thing to say. Weasel: Yeah, we still have Bowie. Powes, fight scenes and quotes of Neena Thurman/Domino portrayed by Zazie Beetz on Deadpool 2 (2018). [Dopinder runs over the headmaster in his taxi]. Juggernaut: Don't scratch! It's no big deal. [Colossus walks out of his room and looks at Deadpool]. New Deadpool 2 Footage Shown During the Various Walking Dead Shows. Maximum effort. So, stay here in Chateau de Virgin while we go get our fuck on! Here's a spoiler alert. You killed Black Tom, you racist son of a bitch! I'm dying in this one, too. Some kind of soldier? I have three questions, then. Just cleaning up the timelines! ", "It's so dark. I think I'm in the right place. Deadpool: I realize that you're new to this, but relax. Do you know what would happen to me if I helped you? Cable: After working with Cable for a . But now, being a hero, it's only a few moments. Vanessa: I was born into war, bred into it. Holy shitballs / Holy shitballs / Holy shitballs / Holy shitballs / Holy shitballs / Holy shitballs Wade Wilson: He sees Deadpool playing Peter Gabriel's "In Your Eyes" on his smartphone before covering his ears, Colossus walks out of his room and looks at Deadpool, Negasonic Teenage Warhead throws a food container at Deadpool, knocking the smartphone off his hand. [after Shatterstar is killed by landing on the spinning propellers on a helicopter]. He loves killing kids. Deadpool: I think you missed big, big chunks of that movie. I've killed every last one of them, except me. Deadpool: No, I'm gonna stick around for a while and make sure the world doesn't shit itself into oblivion. By Jenna Anderson - March 2, 2023 04:20 pm EST. All throughout Deadpool, despite various scenes taking place at Charles Xavier's mansion, we only ever see Colossus and Negasonic Teenage Warhead. We need a code. Morena Baccarin. Deadpool Literally, solid, powder white with a black eye tattoo over her left eye. Relax, I'm retrieving something from my utility bag. Those bullets were, like, super fast. Colossus: Deadpool's X-Force team was short-lived, but it found a star. This is so much tougher than I thought. : [fighting the Juggernaut] Deadpool: You're embarrassing me. Wade Wilson: Told you. Gender neutral. Seriously, I don't get it! Deadpool: Wade Wilson: I'm not even gonna look because you did it for me. [to Negasonic Teenage Warhead] Fun fact about the Ice Box, no one's ever seen it, they keep a monster in the basement. That came out wrong. It isnt too late. Wade Wilson: I want to fill my soul. Domino: [to Peter] Just like you, I let him down. It's me! Give me your best shot, One-Eyed Willy. Tell me they got that in slow-motion Deadpool: Now I'm gonna shove the red guy up the old guy. Cable: The names Cable. : Hmm? Like in Star Wars, men are destined to become their father, and then have consensual sex with their sister?Vanessa: I think you missed big, big chunks of that movie.Deadpool: No, Im pretty sure Luke nailed her.Vanessa: Baby, thats Empire. I don't give a fuck about him and his Are You My Mother complex! Hi. She's also got longstanding ties to other characters from "Deadpool 2," especially Cable.